小品以貌取人剧本

宋小宝小品《以貌取人》的剧本,求好心人帮忙 100分

白:火车已经进站检票了,请做好准备。

检查员:你好!这位旅客,把手抬起来。

女:啥意思

检查员:把手抬一下,例行检查

女:哎呀,不就是安检嘛?查吧,仔细查查,好好搜搜,后边,左边,右边,我这还有身份证,89年的,人呢?

检查员:哎

女:89年的,上面还有家庭住址,要不要电话号呀

宋小宝:前边的不那么磨叽行不

女:吵吵啥呀

宋小宝:干啥查户口呀

女:你着急你飞过去呀

检查员:保管好你的贵重物品啊,过去吧

女:谢谢

检查员:下一个

小沈阳:素质

检查员:过

宋小宝:真是的了

检查员:回来,站这

宋小宝:不是

检查员:站这  过来  站这  站这

宋小宝:这干啥呀

检查员:过来  手抬起来

宋小宝:啊

检查员:手抬起来

宋小宝:干啥呀

检查员:抬手检查  抬手  抬高点  再高点

宋小宝:哎  别闹啊  我浑身全是痒痒肉

检查员:别笑

宋小宝:给

检查员:别笑

宋小宝:别这么整,你换下一项,你就搜搜身的了

检查员:鞋脱了

宋小宝:啊

检查员:鞋 ,鞋脱了。

宋小宝:拖鞋干啥呀

检查员:鞋底太厚,怕有夹层,脱鞋

宋小宝:就有个内增高

检查员:哎呀  穿上吧    这位太大了    身份证

宋小宝:身份证  干啥呀  我实名制买得票  要不能进来吗?

检查员:对  还有票  拿出来看看

宋小宝:别闹了,前面刷刷往里进,到我这怎么又脱鞋  又身份证  又检票的  你干啥呀

检查员:你能不能不喊,能不能不喊  注意点素质,大伙都瞅着呢

宋小宝:吓唬谁呢

检查员:公共场所

宋小宝:谁瞅我了  谁瞅我了    谁瞅我了

女:就那吵吵把火的谁看不着呀

小沈阳:你的身高和你的声音,不成比例

女:嗯哪  长那么磕碜,还老吵吵巴火净事

宋小宝:我吃你们家咸盐了,我还是用你家WIFI了,干啥呀

检查员:告诉你呀  别惹事啊  别惹事  听见没有  身份证看看  快点

宋小宝:这事真多  哎呀我的妈呀  我就没见过这么多事的,给

检查员:哎不是  你这身份证有毛病啊

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宋小宝:咋的了

检查员:这咋还把你职业写上了呢

宋小宝:啥职业呀

检查员:这不,支毛衣

宋小宝:哎呀 我的名  我姓支  叫支毛衣  我妈为了给我温暖  给我起来这么温暖的名字

检查员:这名起的还织毛衣,那你哥还叫支毛裤哇

宋小宝:对呀  我姐还叫支围脖嘛

女:哎呀我的天呐  这家这家长太有才啦  人光起那名都大窟窿小眼子的

小沈阳:你这小样 是洗缩水了

女:啊还起球呢  八成还得起静电呢  咔咔的

宋小宝:不是行不行呀

检查员:过去吧

宋小宝:我告诉你啊

检查员:走吧

宋小宝:你别看我长得小

检查员:走吧  人总会学着慢慢长大,走吧

宋小宝:哎呀  我的天呐

女:烦人

宋小宝:哎呀  跟谁俩呢

女:烦人

宋小宝:那什么  我感冒了  你注点意啊  注意点

女:我知道了    我挺注意你的

宋小宝:大河向东流哇,天上的星星参北斗哇

女:你有病啊......余下全文>>

以貌取人小品台词 完整的

1、“你的身份证怎么把你的职业都写上了。”“啥职业?”“这不,支毛衣.”“哎呀,我的名,我的姓是支毛衣。”“那你哥还叫支毛裤。”“我姐还叫支围脖。”

2、当全世界在用黑体字的时候,哥喜欢用狂草。

3、以这么卑劣的手法来拉近我的距离

你怎么这么大的自信

你和手机摆在一起 肯定拉手机啊

我刚P好的三万张照片 我还想着找对象呢

我就没承想 你这么一只小小的耗子,竟然干出猫头鹰那么大的事,我长得就惹事啊

4、小沈阳讽刺宋小宝说的“你的声高和你的身高不成比例”、“你这小样是洗缩水了,”而宋小宝则说“你别看我长得小”、“人总要学着慢慢长大”海燕在揶揄宋小宝时则是这样的“车站好声音啊、期待姐给你转身”,宋小宝说的“姐啊,你哪来那么多自信呐”。

以貌取人小品串词 10分

简单点儿的话 就说 下面请您欣赏小品《相亲》 表演者 就行了 复杂点儿的话 主要是不清楚 具体的表演和观众情况 这个不好乱给你写 主持人要是两个的话 一般一男一女的 女的问男的有女朋友了没 男的说没有 女的说给男的介绍一个 然后说找个机会见...

小品以貌取人所有的背景音效

Poker Face Lady GaGa (Mum mum mum mah)... I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas please Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it) LoveGame intuition play the cards with Spades to start And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it) Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face......余下全文>>

怎么介绍以貌取人小品

有人说:当今的时代是看脸的时代。许多年轻人也常常评论某人的“颜值高低”。但有时,以貌取人会犯下不可原谅的错误。下面就请看小品:以貌取人。

《以貌取人》小品未尾的背景音乐

背景音乐名叫《你好毒》

小品以貌取人插曲

印象中是张学友的《秋意浓》粤语版是《李香兰》,楼主可听一下~

宋小宝在《以貌取人》的小品里穿什么的鞋

答;没看过宋小宝在小品里穿什么样的鞋,这个小品也并未看过

宋小宝小品以貌取人里的背景音乐是什么歌

Poker Face

Lady GaGa

(Mum mum mum mah)...

I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas please

Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)

LoveGame intuition play the cards with Spades to start

And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be

A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)

Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun

And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my

No he can't read my poker face

(She's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(Mum mum ......余下全文>>

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