搞笑英语作文

一:幽默好处的英语作文

人人喜欢幽默!幽默不但可以给人带来快乐,还可以让人与人之间交往更和谐,运用得体的幽默,往往会使人及时摆脱窘困的处境。

Everyone loves humor! Humor can not only bring happiness, also can let people exchanges between the more harmonious, to use appropriate humor, often to make timely and get rid of the embarrassment of the situation.

我在书上看到,一个小女孩,她的妈妈就很幽默。一次,小女孩左手拿着一本有趣的书,放在桌子底下偷偷看着,结果饭粒掉得哪都是了,她的妈妈见了不但没有严厉地批评她,而是风趣地说:“女儿!你的左手跑哪去了?”小女孩马上把书放到一边好好吃饭了,母女俩都开心地笑了。

I saw in the book, a little girl, her mother is very humorous. Once, the little girl left with an interesting book, put on the bottom of the table secretly watching, the cooked rice out which are the, her mother see not only not criticize her, but humorously said: "daughter! Where's your left hand?" The little girl immediately put the book aside and have a good meal, and the mother and daughter both laughed.

我觉得幽默不但可以使自己笑,而且能给别人带来欢乐。小女孩的母亲运用幽默,不但很好地教育了孩子,让孩子易于接受。同时,也避免了粗暴带来的负面影响。因此说:“幽默是一种高超的语言艺术,它还可以让你变的有魅力与人交往的更和谐,更融洽。

I think that humor can not only make you laugh, but also bring joy to others. The little girl's mother used humor, not only a good education of children, so that children can easily accept. At the same time, also avoid the negative impact of violent. Therefore said: "the humor is a kind of superb language art, it can also make you become more harmonious and harmonious, more harmonious.

在公共汽车上,因拥挤而争吵之事屡有发生。任凭售票员“不要挤”的喊声扯破嗓子,仍无济于事。忽然,人群中一个小伙子嚷道:“别挤了,再挤我就变成相片啦。”听到这句话,车厢里立刻爆发出一阵欢乐的笑声,人们马上便把烦恼抛到了九霄云外。

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二:英语幽默搞笑短文

First Flight

Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.

His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.

After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they?"

"Those are ants," answered his friend. "We're still on the ground."

第一次坐飞机

约翰逊先生从前未乘过飞机,他读过许多关于飞行事故的报道。所以,有一天一位朋友邀请他乘自己的小飞机飞行时,约翰逊先生非常担心,不敢接受。不过,由于朋友不断保证说飞行是很安全的,约翰逊先生终于被说服了,登上了飞机。

他的朋友启动引擎开始在机场跑道上滑行。约翰逊先生听说飞行中最危险的是起飞与降落,所以他吓得紧闭双眼。

过了一两分钟,他睁开双眼朝窗外望去,接着对朋友说道:“看下面那些人,他们看起来就象蚂蚁一样小,是不是?”

“那些就是蚂蚁,”他的朋友答道,“我们还在地面上。”

A Nail Or A Fly?

An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the floor. When a waitress discovered what had happened, she showed deep sympathy for him and decided to......余下全文>>

三:以“幽默”为话题的“英语作文”

英语幽默:Second language

A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步,突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。

母老鼠向着猫叫道:“汪,汪,汪”,猫听了非常害怕,拼命跑走了。

母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说:“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”

四:一些搞笑作文 英文有中文100字左右

every rebel of the Guelphic party who should come to the relief of Prato would be restored to his country; they thus increased their army with an addition of four thousand men. This great force being quickly brought to Prato, alarmed Castruccio so much, that without trying the fortune of battle, he retired toward Lucca. Upon this, disturbances arose in the Florentine camp between the nobility and the people, the latter of whom wished to pursue the foe and destroy him; the former were for returning home, saying they had done enough for Prato in hazarding the safety of Florence on its account, which they did not regret under the circumstances, but now, that necessity no longer existing

五:描写朋友幽默的英语作文

跟聪明的人还是幽默的人交朋友

正文

Making friends are indispensable in everyone's life. There is no denying the fact that intelligent and humor are two vitalcharacters of a good friend. Some people, however, may claim that it is better to make friends with intelligent people than with people who have a good sense of humor.As for me , I'm quite agree with it

To begin with, intelligent friends often enlighten us and teach us something useful which is benefit for our life and career. It means that we will be inflenced by intelligent people and inclined to gain some characters from them. Most importantly, intelligent friends also have a proper goal. They manage their time for their goal, implementing it and complementing themselves, so they have a relatively high probability to success in their life. Staying long with a friend who is intelligent like this, we will be intelligent gruadually too. We can learn a lot of wholesome things from them, but a friend who have a good sense of humor just can brings us jokes. In our daily life, I thought intelligence is user than jokes.

Furthermore, an intelligent friend helps us more when we are in trouble. Compared with the humorous friends, an intelligent peole think more about the problem in a rational way. Useful suggestions and help from them will of much more importance to resolve the trouble we meet. For instance, if I was in trouble, those friends who are intelligent are more likely to put forth some constructive suggestions for me, while humo......余下全文>>

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