一:香烟的自述
大家好,我的名字叫做香烟。我有洁白的外壳,诱人的香气。所以人们尊称我——香烟。
我应被列入人类伟大的发明之一,原因是我对人类的贡献太大了。我也不像我的孪生兄弟雪茄那样昂贵,所以我十分大众化。瞧那大街小巷上,到处是我们牺牲自己,奉献他人后留下的最好证明,还给清洁工创造了就业机会。男子汉抽上我,便会显得更加风流潇洒,摩登女郎抽上我,便会显得更加高贵优雅。我是人际交往的桥梁。当你来到一个陌生环境时,四周是一片陌生的眼光。这时,你只需将我一一敬上,僵局立马会被打破,陌生的眼光将会变得热情洋溢甚至炯炯有神,紧闭的双唇也大开闸门,凝固的空气会流动得十分欢畅,人们的思绪也会任空中氤氲的烟云而飞扬。在你忧郁寡欢时,我能给你带来欢乐与幸福,在你踌躇满志时,我能给你带来更大的洋洋得意之感,在你孤独苦闷时,我能给你带来寄托与希望……
但是现在有一些神经错乱的人竟然公开指出我的过错。还成立了什么世界无烟日,这天我十分孤独寂寞,但我时刻将普希金的《假如生活欺骗了你》铭记于心。是啊!过了那一天,人们又恢复了对我的热爱。但所谓禁烟主义者仍不善罢甘休,又调查起我的隐私并公布:说我含有致癌物质尼古丁,吸烟者是不吸烟者得肺癌概率的10倍,咽喉癌的5倍,食道癌的3倍,这些详实的数据无疑是对我巨大的打击。可意想不到的是,有些人竟是如此讲情义,对那些荒唐的调查,可笑的数据熟视无睹。与此同时也有好消息传来:目前中国烟民平均年增长率为1.5%,20年内将有2000—3000万人死于吸烟。尽管我对烟民们的死深感痛惜,但与此同时又有更多人加入到吸烟的队伍中来,成为我的新朋友,本人自然感到十分自豪。
就说到这儿吧。善良的烟民们承蒙多关照喽!
二:英语作文,香烟的自白谢谢。。
I is the friend of mankind -- cigarettes. Lightweight and slim body, wearing a yellow coat. A worried, the head will smoke plume of white smoke like a chimney.
My footprints all over the world, the indissoluble bound with men. The earliest, cigarette originated from primitive society. Then, I am still leaves, people are gathering food, unconsciously pick plant a piece of Ye Zifang in the mouth chewing, because of its strong stimulation, just serve to restore strength and refreshing to play the role of Jin, so they often come to chew, too many times, it will become a habit.
It was also found that the medicinal value of my. I can swelling detoxification, can also be used for furuncle, tinea, tinea favus of the scalp, snake bites, etc..
Later, the leaves are involved in the paper, became my -- cigarettes. Slowly, I become more senior, were also produced many big brand -- "Camel", "Marlboro", "Chinese", "pride""...... These are in the domestic and foreign famous brand.
For centuries, the human in the "tobacco culture" under the influence, along with the development of modern civilization, smoking seems to become one of the symbol of personality charm. When they realize that I actually very great harm at the same time, I also know step by step swallowing health, but always can't get rid of my temptation.
I have a carcinogenic effect, because my body contains large amounts of nicotine, responsible for ten million death......余下全文>>