一：谁有一篇有趣的英语小短文？ 50分
Talking clock 会说话的钟
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends,a college student led the way into the den."What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked."That is the talking clock," the man replied."How's it work?" "Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.Suddenly,someone screamed from the other side of the wall,"Knock it off,you idiot!It's two o'clock in the morning!"
一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意.“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他.“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答.“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问.“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋.突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”
二：简单有趣的英语小短文
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge'激s eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
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在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。
这篇很简单,没有难的单词
三：有意思 比较有意义的英语短文
Clear Your Mental Space 净化你的思续
Think about the last time you felt a negative emotion: like stress, anger, or frustration. Were you able to think as you were going through that negativity? Today let me show you a simple but effective exercise浮to deal with a negative emotion.
想一想上一次你情绪消沉时的情景：压力，愤怒，或是受挫。当被这些消极情绪占据的时候，你是否还能正常地思考呢？今天，想给大家介绍一种对付消极情绪的简单而又有效的方法。
The next time you find yourself in the middle of a very stressful time, or you feel angry or frustrated, stop！Whatever you're doing, stop and sit for one minute. While you're sitting there, completely immerse yourself in the negative emotion.
下一次，当你正处于极端的压力之下，感觉愤怒或受挫时，马上停止你正在做的任何事情！不论你正在做什么，都暂时停下来，静坐一分钟。当你静坐时，请允许你自己完完全全地去感受这种消极的情绪。
Allow that emotion to consume you. Allow yourself one minute to truly feel that emotion. Take the entire minute, but only one minute, to do nothing else but feel that emotion.
让这种情绪吞噬你。给自己一分钟的时间去真正地感受那种情绪。完完整整的一分钟，但只要一分钟，什么都不要做，只是去感受那种情绪。
Once you've allowed yourself to be totally immersed in the emotion and really feel it, you will be surprised to find that the emotion clears rather quickly. If you feel you need to hold on to the emotion for a little longer, that is ok. Allow yourself another minute to feel the emotion.
一旦你完完全全地融入了这种情绪，并真正地感受着它，你会吃惊地发现这种消极情绪也被迅速地清理出去了。如果你觉得还需要更多一点时间去感受这种情绪，可以再给自己一分钟去感受它。
When you feel you've had enough of the emotion, take a deep breath, as you exhale, release all that negativity with your breath.
当你觉得已经足够了的时候，深吸一口气，当你呼气时，把所有的消极情绪也一起释放出去。......余下全文>>
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